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Letter From Norm
December 1999

Dear Casual Cartographers:

The only thing for sure about the Y2K bug is that nobody knows for sure what’s going to happen. So I’ll take this opportunity to make the normal type of predictions about the New Year and the new decade. Of course, there are many who will insist that I’m a year early making predictions about the decade. Norm early for something? Now that’s an astonishing achievement to start the New Year with.

1. February 2000 will be an excellent time to buy gold coins and that portable generator you’ve always wanted.

2. Al Gore will win the dirtiest U. S. presidential election in U.S. history. Hillary Rodham will not be a senator from New York. Unemployed and single, William Jefferson Clinton will declare bankruptcy due to legal expenses.

3. Prices for computers and related components will continue to drop as technology packs more and more functionality into less and less.

4. Demand for software will continue to grow. License fees will decrease, but support costs will increase dramatically. Software leasing will become the norm.

5. U.S. software development jobs will be exported to India at an alarming rate; alarming to U.S. programmers anyway.

6. The Euro will challenge the US dollar as the reserve currency of the world, and eventually win before the decade is out.

7. The decade will see the introduction of a safe, effective, efficient, and pollution free fuel cell along the lines of the hydrogen/oxygen fuel cell (whose only by-product is distilled water) using genetically engineered biological fuel.

8. The U.S. IRS (Internal Revenue Service), which has already bungled a $6 billion computer upgrade, will collapse due to massive computer failure and a tax code of ever increasing complexity.

9. Competition will cause the demise of the Microsoft monopoly long before the government shysters ever manage to get around to it.

10. In November of 2004, Norm Olsen will become obsolete, retire, and take up golf. Profits of golf ball manufacturers will soar.

Obviously, I cannot be sure about any of the above. However, I am sure about this:

Ann and I wish the very best to all our friends this holiday season. Certainly the coming decade will provide many interesting challenges. We pray that the Almighty provides each of you with the strength, integrity, sustenance, and health to deal with them positively and effectively.

Norm Olsen
norm@rockware.com



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